Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
