They jokes
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq... They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Why donāt orphans play baseball?
'Cause they canāt hit a home run.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Little Johnny walked into his house. He heard a banging sound from up above and decided to investigate. He opened the door to his parents' room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door. He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! š¤£
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)