They jokes

I called a suicide hotline in Iraq... They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?

They would hang themselves like ornaments.

Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.

Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.

He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"

She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."

Little Johnny walked into his house. He heard a banging sound from up above and decided to investigate. He opened the door to his parents' room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door. He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.

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  • Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?

    They thought their parents would catch them.