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Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.