They jokes
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
How do you know America's bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers!
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.