They jokes

I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."

Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't get even.

Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?

Because they can't make themselves at home.

If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.

Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?

Nerd: Because they're marsupials.

Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!

If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?