What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, “Mommy, mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs, and my ball got away and into your closet. When I went to get it, Daddy came in with the lady next door, and they started hugging and kissing. The lady next door took off Daddy’s clothes, and Daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed. The lady next door got on top of Daddy and started...”.
The mother cuts him off and says, “Just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me.” A couple hours later, the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face, shouting, “I’m leaving you... Go ahead, Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier.” Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. “Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs, and my ball got away and into your closet. When I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door, and you both started hugging and kissing. The lady next door took off your clothes, and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed. The lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing Mom did with Uncle Joe last summer.”
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
