They jokes
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.