They jokes
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t hit home runs.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.
Cheer on the rapist if you want.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"