They jokes
My elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"..
They soon stopped though, when I started to do the same to them at funerals.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?