They jokes
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
My elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"..
They soon stopped though, when I started to do the same to them at funerals.