They jokes
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...