They jokes
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.