They jokes
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.