They jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.