They jokes
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.
Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.