They jokes

Orphanage

I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.

Satan

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Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."

Disco

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What does a disabled disco play?

"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."

Reader

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Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 9/11 suicide jumpers, they went through 110 stories in 5 seconds. Sorry.