They jokes
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?