They jokes
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
They are delicious.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.