They jokes
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!