They jokes
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.