They jokes
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!