They jokes
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."