They jokes
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.