What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.
Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
