Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
