They jokes
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?