They jokes
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Sara opens her lunch and reads the letter inside. "I packed your favorite -love mom," Sara reaches in and announces "yay PB and J!" Tom goes in his lunch and pulls out a letter "go buy yourself something healthy at the cafeteria -Dad," then pulls out 20 bucks and says "nice!" They both look at Craig as he pulls out a letter. Craig reads the letter in his head, it said "WE HAVE YOUR PARENTS, THEY TELL US THEY KEEP THE MONEY UNDER THEIR BED. BRING $10 000 TO THE RANDAVOU POINT OR THEY WILL BE KILLED. YOU DIDN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY LAST TIME SO THERE IS MORE PROOF IN YOUR LUNCH." Craig throws down the letter and pulls a finger out of his lunch. Tom and Sara look shocked, then Craig says "ugh, severed finger, again!"