They say they'll stay, but I left first.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both canβt be found.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
