They jokes
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.
Haha, I fucked you over!
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.