They jokes
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
A man was about to go into the bar with his dog when he realized the sign said, “No pets allowed!” He was about to walk away when another guy walked up with his dog. The 2nd man put on dark shades and said, “Just pretend you're blind!” He walked in with his dog, got a drink, then left.
The 1st man did the same thing, but when he walked in, the bartender said, “You know your ‘guide dog’ is a chihuahua, right?”
The man said, “They gave me a damn Chihuahua?!”
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.