They jokes
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.
Haha, I fucked you over!
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.
When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"
He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."
A rich guy and a poor guy have their wedding anniversary on the same day. They meet each other at the shopping complex.
The poor guy asks the rich guy, "What'd you get for your wife today?"
The rich guy replies, "I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes."
The poor guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The rich guy says, "If she doesn't like the diamond ring, then she can return it in her Mercedes."
The rich guy asks the poor guy, "What'd you get for your wife?"
The poor guy says, "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo."
The rich guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The poor guy says, "If she doesn't like the slippers, then she can go f*** herself."