They jokes
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much shit?
Answer: Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?