They jokes
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?
Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.