Thereness jokes
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon?
You wait all day and nobody comes.
"Princess, you there? :("
Prince, are you there?
Memes
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear bum!
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!
There were three cats. The first cat said, "Meow." The second cat said, "Meow." The third cat said, "Meow meow." Then the first cat said, "Don't change the subject!"
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
There was a cleaning lady with a vacuum cleaner. She sucked!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
Autists either believe everything you tell them or are nonstop skeptics. There is no in-between.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂