Thereness jokes
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon?
You wait all day and nobody comes.
"Princess, you there? :("
Prince, are you there?
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
"Gwen, are you still there?"
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?