Thereness jokes

There are women complaining about being r@ped.

JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁

Denise.

What more is there to say?

When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,

The present: Laundry.

*gunshot*

I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."

What animal jumps the highest?

An emo kid, some of them are still up there.

I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.

I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.

Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Joe: Why?

Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.

Jimmy: Knock knock.

Joe: Who’s there?

Jimmy: It’s the chicken.

Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.

First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”

Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”

Today there was a line to punch me.

Yeah, that was the punch line.

Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.

Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?

Because there were only 20 of them.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer?

There's no stage 5.

1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!

What is the difference between Twitter and this website?

There's no difference.

There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.

Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!

The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Abby.

Abby who?

Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.