Thereness jokes

Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?

Not Johnny.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in!

Like if you laugh.

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"

Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."

There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.

Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?

In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Spell.

Spell who?

W. H. O.

This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...

Why can't orphans use iPhones?

There's a home button.

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

Best way to trick your friends:

A brick falls out of a plane.

How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.

The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.

Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.

I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"

I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.

Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.

My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.

After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.

“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.

The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”

What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?

There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.

There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!