Thereness jokes

There's an old lady doing gardening every year. Nothing grows. She goes to the man who lives next door. She says, "How do you get your tomatoes so big and red?" He tells her, "You show them your privates at night time." So she leaves. That night later, she goes outside and shows the garden her privates. The next day she's got zucchinis a meter long!

Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?

Because there's too many ears.

What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?

There's twenty of them.