There jokes
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon?
You wait all day and nobody comes.
"Princess, you there? :("
Prince, are you there?
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear bum!
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!
There were three cats. The first cat said, "Meow." The second cat said, "Meow." The third cat said, "Meow meow." Then the first cat said, "Don't change the subject!"