There jokes

Ex-girlfriend: “I can smell fish.”

Ex-boyfriend: “I can smell sh*t.”

Ex-boyfriend: “Well, how many boys swam down there?”

Ex-girlfriend: “20!”

Fish: “Wasn’t me, I don’t swim around mistakes.”

Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?

Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?

Tyler: Pineapple

Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.

Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?

Frankie: Right now.

Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?

Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.

Tyler: I thought you never asked.

There are people weirder looking than me.

Like who?

Like people with Down syndrome.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Nonye.

Nonye who?

Nonye buisness.

Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.

Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?

They di2s drying plans.

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?

Put a flower on their gravestone.

There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!

Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.

I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.

Why do orphans become bullies?

Because their mum and dad were never there for them.

What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I eat mop.

A-I eat mop who?

Why do duckies wipe after they poop?

Their butt quack.

Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

What do Batman and orphans have in common?

Their parents died.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"

"Gwen, are you still there?"