Them jokes
Why is Transgender Day of Visibility on April Fool's Day?
Because all trannies are clowns and no one takes them seriously.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
I think them homosexuals are rather gay.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
What is a Mexican's favorite sport??
Cross country because they don't need to be in America. Mexico was made for them.
Why was the staircase so sad?
Because everyone walks on them.