Them jokes

Feminists think men hate them. MEN HATE FEMINIST KARENS. We already have equal rights. It wasn't always like that, but that was in the past. So, fuck feminists.

(Like if you hate feminists.)

I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!

Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.

How do you get a depressed person to jump?

Put them on a bridge.

I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.

Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You make them clap until they go home.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do babies and explosives have in common?

They both make a noise when you throw them.

I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?

Funny jokes are like kids with autism.

They have special needs to make them.

I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.

What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?

None of them are straight.

What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."

What did one pillow say to the other?

Nothing, meh, they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.

Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.

Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.