Them jokes
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Memes
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.
So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
(demons in my head) I laugh to meet them...
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"