Them jokes
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
Memes
(demons in my head) I laugh to meet them...
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.
Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.