Them jokes
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
Reasons
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.
So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
(demons in my head) I laugh to meet them...
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
Why do dolphins live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.