Them jokes
Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.
Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
Memes
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.