Them jokes
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
People are like trees...
If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they'll fall over.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.
Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the street?
To get them in his van.
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
How hard can you throw them!
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
My mom said to go do the dishes, but she did them before me, so I killed myself.