Them jokes
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
How are guys and tile floors alike?
If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years.
Now you must answer me with toaster memes so I can give them to The Omnissiah
Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.
Them: You're ugly.
Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.
What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them where their parents were.
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.
He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.