Them jokes
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Your tits look heavy. Need help holding them up?
Free service for tit holding!
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them some laundry.
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.