Them jokes

What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.

I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.

Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.

I see them hang all day.

Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!

My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.

Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea.

Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.

What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?

"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until their parents come home.

Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"

Friend #2: "Apples"

Me: "I can hang myself in them."

How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.

Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.

What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.

Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.

How do you blindfold a woman?

Put a windshield in front of them.

What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?

There are twenty of them.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw them some laundry.

What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?

One of them won’t clean the oven.