Them jokes
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.