Them jokes
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
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Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.