Them jokes
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.