Them jokes
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.