There are Three Sons: Journey, Korean, and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island, and a priest gave them each one wish.
The first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.
We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
What's the difference between a hooker and Jesus?
Their face when you nail them!
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
My family is like treasure. You need a shovel and a map to find them.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
