Them jokes
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.