What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
If someone licks your elbow... you wont feel it if you put your ear up to someone's leg you can hear them say "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
what should we want? racecars when should we want them? NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM
What do orgasms and impulses have in common? I don’t care if they have either of them
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable? Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid? Call them retarded
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patients to sleep, so I unplug them.
Two Italian men get on a bus.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. They speak with an Italian accent.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it says like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
What do Black people and chains have common? both work better with chains on them?
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
I have some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
My friends in my friend group says that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad, I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it
How do you knockout 26 kids in one punch Give them a Sandy Hook
