What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
I have some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.
Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them.
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid. They were still breathing, so I told them to walk it off.
