Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Them Jokes
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
Here's a sex joke.
What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
