Their jokes
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
Memes
If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.