Their jokes
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
Memes
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.