Their jokes
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
Memes
Shitpost master general
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.