Their jokes
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
Memes
hate this
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.