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Why do people keep saying, "Why did the toilet paper not cross?" Because it got stuck in the crack, because it got stuck in their crack.

What's the best thing about beating up orphans?

They can't tell their parents.

Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same.

The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr. Independent and insists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair's getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TIRES!!!

Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!

Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.

How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?

What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?

Orange because they're having a they/them baby.

What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?

Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."

What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon.

Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.

Why did the orphan wait in line?

To see their parents next.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What do gay guys and priests have in common?

They are both gay in their own ways.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.

I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.

I think we know why.

What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?

They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.

Where do ducks poop out of?

From their buttquack.

Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.