Their jokes
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
Why do men fart louder than women?
Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.