Their jokes

What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?

Watching their expression change.

Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?

In the mooseum.

Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.

If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.

One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.

The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.

You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.

Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.

With their brother.

Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?

Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

How does a blind person wipe their ass?

With braille toilet paper.

Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...

There should be a "kick an orphan" day.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?

“Here comes the airplane!”

Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?

"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."

My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.

Why do Black people not like country music?

Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.

Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?

Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.

Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?

So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.