Their jokes
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
Memes
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.