Their jokes
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
Memes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?