Their jokes

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

I laughed at their chalk outline.

Three citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI. Their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot her. He walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario. He put the gun up, but couldn't pull the trigger, so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario. He walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.

Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.

Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.

But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What do suicidal people do in their spare time?

Hang out.

Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real.

Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

How do parents punish their blind kids?

They re-arrange the furniture.

Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."

"No, not until their parents pick them up."

You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.

The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?

The grass tickles their balls.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.

Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?

Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.

Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?

Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.