Newest Theater Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Hillary Clinton is elected president, . . .

and on the first night she spends in the White House, she is visited by the ghost of George Washington. She asks him, "George, what can I do to best serve the United States?"

The ghost of George Washington responds, "Never tell a lie."

She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that." The next night, she is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson. She asks him, "Thomas, what can I do to best serve the United States?"

The ghost of Thomas Jefferson responds, "Listen to the people."

She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."

On the third night, she is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. She asks him, "Abraham, what can I do to best serve the United States?"

The ghost of Abraham Lincoln responds, "Go see a play."

It took 8 years boys

Me in October (The Five
Nights at Freddy's movie
is coming to the theaters):
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

Pulling up to the movie theater

What do you call a terrorist at a cinema A box office bomb

I’d like to take you to the movies but unfortunately they don’t let you bring ur own snacks😩

Yo mamma so fat when se went to the movie theater the sits next to everyone

Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.

Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3

People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal and one man came up with a great idea. He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary

What do orphans and olden day actors have in common? Both get food thrown at them some of the time.

Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?

It was spider man no way home

Did u here about the emo kid who audition for the school play?

He made the cut

This is not really a joke but it's a question. If Life is a Movie, Then is Death, Life, Is we seeing the trailer right now?

Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone. In my theater we had a standing ovation!