How sexy is ariana grande?
Why can't orphans go to movies There Pg 13 movies
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater." Fiancee:Break a leg
why did the actor fall through the floor??.. he was just going through a stage
Have you heard about the movie constipation?
No,Because It never came out...
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Where do cows go to entertainment.
The MOOOOvie theater
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange 🍊.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be amooooosed
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies
Why did the cow cross the road? To get too the Moo-vie theater
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie awhile ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
My grandfather was there when the titanic sank..he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater............haha
Why do tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast.
have you heard about the new movie with steven hawkings as the star? its called unplugged.
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?
They told me I could never be an actor.
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
