Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
In the beginning of the 20th century, a young girl called Edit left her home country of Sweden and crossed the Ocean to make a new life in America. Unfortunately, it did not go all that well, and she soon found herself homeless, begging for food or money to survive.
She used to occupy a street next to a theater, not because it meant hefty handouts, but because it was a place where no other beggars or police bothered her. Every night, a new crowd came to see a show, and the cute young girl found just enough mercy to survive. In fact, she did so well that she decided to afford herself a small piece of cake every Tuesday, just to keep her spirits up.
One Tuesday, she could not get a break. Looked like she will go without cake this week. Then, a strange-looking gentleman stopped near her. He soon heard her story and decided to share his fortune.
Gentleman: "I work as a magician in the touring show; today, we performed here. Some nights, our guests want to gamble with us afterwards, and I make sure to bring home more than I came with. I try to keep it moderate, but today, this obnoxious drunk was loaded, so I emptied his pockets. Here, take this precious coin."
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Why can't orphans go to movies There Pg 13 movies
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?
No, because it never came out...
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
Why did the cow cross the road? To get too the Moo-vie theater
