Theater jokes

I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas, my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved... and shot her.

Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation"?

It hasn't come out yet.

Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?

He had no body to go with.

Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.

Why are theaters popular among cows?

They enjoy watching moovies.

Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.