What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
They told me I could never be an actor.
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
Have you seen the movie "Constipation"?
It hasn't come out yet.