Theater jokes
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.
They told me I could never be an actor.
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas, my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved... and shot her.