Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
have you heard about the new movie with steven hawkings as the star? its called unplugged.
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.
They told me I could never be an actor.
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas, my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved... and shot her.
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
Have you seen the movie Constipation It hasn't come out yet
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
