The jokes
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.