The jokes
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
Why is the queen the most powerful piece in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"