The jokes
Hello everyone, to the first Hollow Knight meeting!
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
There is going to be a wild party at the orphanage, the parents aren't home.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture.
I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.
Wife: "You don't even have friends!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!