The jokes
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
You'd think the Catholic Church would be in favor of condoms... less DNA evidence.
*in the hospital*
Paralyzed kid: I'm out!
*walks out the room*
Blind kid: You can walk?!
Mute kid: You can see?!
Deaf kid: You can talk?!
Doctor: Wut the f**k?
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!