The jokes
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.
Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.