The jokes
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression f**ks you harder.
GF: What do you think of our love?
BF: Count the stars in the sky.
GF: Aww... It's infinity!
BF: Nope. It's just a waste of time.
Memes
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
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If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
What is the biggest lie ever?
"I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions."
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.