The jokes
Poop fell off the earth.
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
What is the difference between a tree and a dog?
A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
Memes
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.
Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.
You
You
You're the cow.
What did the fork say to the cake?
A: "I want a piece of you!"
"Yeetus to the fetus."
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking.
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.